So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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