Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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