Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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