There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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