eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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