Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
its not stalking. its research.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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