have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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