well most of my day revolves around power hour
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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