Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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