Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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