we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Vodka?
Forever.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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