so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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