this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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