hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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