im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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