lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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