i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
