You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
