your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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