I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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