How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yo dont text me then not text me
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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