sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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