I must be too annoying 4 u.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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