That's intense
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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