I want to stick my p in your. b.
Where is the hickey?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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