Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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