It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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