we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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