smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
thus making me awesome and them whores
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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