Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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