this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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