Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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