problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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