One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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