I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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