check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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