they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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