i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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