He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I want to have your abortion
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Shitshow foam night was such a success
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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