i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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