in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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