if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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