So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
God, you're like boner-b-gone
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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