you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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