I want to make a zoo with you.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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