It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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