To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Terrible idea I love it
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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