She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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