My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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