Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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