I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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