Umm I'm too high to move.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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