can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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