Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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