They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I need a burrito and a hug.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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