She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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