Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
A bitchslap is in order.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
