That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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