i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You can't just leave with hair like that
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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