I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
splinters make it hard to masturbate
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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